The Daily YouTube: Thanks to Mattel, Macho Man is back!

Title says it all. Skip to the 2:00 mark. DIG IT!

The Daily YouTube: ‘I’m Mike Adamle alongside The Tazz’

Mike Adamle’s 2008 run in WWE was one of epic proportions. He mispronounced names, came up with horribly awesome catchphrases and then was named Raw GM. In which he needed a clipboard for his promos.

He made a rousing debut at the 2008 Royal Rumble by calling Jaff Hardy “Jeff Harvey.” It only got better from there. He eventually replaced the loved Joey Styles as the play-by-play voice of ECW and, well, it was something.

With it being Mike Adamle, we have a double dose of The Daily YouTube today.

TCS Tweets: WWE NXT 7/20/10

WWE NXT was kinda-live Tuesday from Little Rock, Ark. The highlight of the show, by far, was Michael Cole using my suggestion to say, since they were in Little Rock, that The Miz was the Bill Clinton of NXT. In the greatest moment of my life, he did. I don’t know if that means someone from WWE is reading this or if Michael Cole and I share similar thoughts. It’s scary either way. Per usual, quotes from Michael Cole are in quotes with no attribution. Things not in quotes are my thoughts. Enjoy.

“You have to figure the NXT rookies are going to finish the obstacle course a little quicker than Matt Striker did.”

Matt Striker gets theme music. Shoot me in the face.

#knowwhatimsayin

“How cool is this? He’s got a mirror on stage, I need one of those.”

DASHHHHHHHHHHHHING

“Looks like a tugboat.”

I love Cody’s music.

We need Scott Steiner to cut a promo on Husky Harris.http://youtu.be/dZqo4OZ0Pqs

To Josh: “I saw Dashing Cody Rhodes offering you some grooming tips.”

“If I looked like Cody Rhodes and I had those facial features and I was concerned about my body like you should be, I’d be upset…”

“You seem to be tight with the Divas … Vickie Guerrero and Mae Young.”

The Daily YouTube: Orton Joins Twitter Celebration!

In honor of Randy Orton joining Twitter, today’s edition of The Daily YouTube is a video which chronicles some of Orton’s best RKO’s. Enjoy.

You can follow Mr. Orton @RealRKOrton.

TCS Tweets: Monday Night Raw 7/19/10

Raw was live Monday from Tulsa, Okla. Per usual, quotes from Michael Cole are in quotes with no attribution. Things not in quotes are my thoughts. It was a wild night, as this is a large amount of tweets. Enjoy.

We are live for Monday Night Raw!

Which set of fans am I going to piss off tonight? Last week it was Morrison and Freedom Hall fans. Can’t wait to see what happens tonight.

I was not ready for this now!!!

“Three of the biggest stars in the history of Monday Night Raw competing in this triple threat match with so much on the line tonight.”

“Edge and Jericho have focused on The Viper, perhaps seeing him as the biggest threat in this match.”

We’re officially on the Road to The SummerFest!

“And this ladies and gentlemen is vintage Randy Orton. Wearing down his opponent both physically and psychologically.”

“Uh oh, perhaps the Viper coiling, perhaps the Viper in RKO position.”

This is what happens when you get bored at night…

I went a little nutty Monday night afterhours on Twitter…here’s what ensued…

Is it bad that I just want to spend all day quoting Ric Flair? I have issues. Is it bad that I strut and yell WOOO! in the street?

Or tell everybody I know “To be the man, you gotta beat the man!” Or ask girls if they want to ride Space Mountain?

Or, when walking in a crowded area, just point at someone and yell “SHUT UP FAT BOY!”

Take off my polo on the golf course and drop an elbow on it. RT @MemphisRasslin or knee drop a microphone

To continue, I threaten to take everybody to school and then put the guy holding up the line in the Figure Four.

RT @IAmWWEman or drop head first,at random corners of the street.

I walk up to people in church and tell them “You are lookin’ at God, pal!”

When passing random cars, instead of flipping them off, I hold up four fingers.

My bathrobe is sequined with feathers and says “Things Cole Says” on the back.

I talk about kissing women and making them cry with my mom. I tell her I’m a 60-minute man, but she just thinks that’s my drive to work.

In the middle of eating dinner, I smash ketchup packets on my head.

I call people on the golf course “little pissants.”

When I go into Target, I stop right inside the doors and extend my arms out and turn around, but they never have my pyro ready.

I tell everyone I’m the Lumina ridin’, bird flyin’, kiss stealing, wheelin’ dealin’ son of a gun!

I go up to someone at a wedding I’m at and say, “Pal, this cost $5,000 and buddy, I don’t know what yours cost but I’d be ashamed to wear it!”

My sunglasses cost more than you make in a year, fat boy! Woooooooo!

And remember this: To be the man, you’ve got to beat ThingsColeSays! Wooooooooo!

Fire Striker

Last night while tweeting WWE Money in the Bank, my enjoyment of the pay-per-view was taken down several notches by the commentating of Matt Striker.

I’ve written about Striker here before in satirical form, now I’m just going to do it in ranting form: Matt Striker should be fired.

I can’t take this guy anymore. Here are a sampling of my “in the moment” tweets from last night about him:

Says @StrikerSays: “The Divas title has never changed hands here in Kansas CIty.” This comment is why I hate Striker. IT’S A 2 YR OLD TITLE

Fact for @StrikerSays: If the title changes hands here, it will be the first time it’s happened in the Central Time Zone.

It will also be only the second time it’s changed hands outside of the Eastern Time Zone. THESE ARE GOOD FACTS, STRIKER.

To Striker, talking about WWE 7-11 cups that he and King had: “You didn’t get one, you don’t deserve one.”

@WWEUniverse When will the personal Matt Striker Mute Button be available to buy at WWEShop.com? I’d pay $500 for one, maybe more.

Please, MUZZLE STRIKER. Just shut the fuck up.

Sorry @StrikerSays, but your namesake is making me want to blow my brains out tonight.

Matt Striker makes Michael Cole look like Howard Cosell.

Christ. Matt Striker just mentioned the Undertaker winning the WWF Title on the same show that Owen Hart died on. SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE.

Seriously, @WWEUniverse. I’m upping my offer to $1000 to buy a Personal Striker Mute Button from WWEShop.com. Please accommodate.

Now Striker mentions Cena is bleeding. He is SO fired.

I will do one and record it if he gets cut this week. RT @KiraSwaggaholic I would do a happy dance if Striker got future endeavored.

That’s quite a few tweets and there’s plenty more where that came from, trust me. I just don’t know what to say about this dipshit anymore. This guy is just the dirt fucking worst. It appears Cole thinks so, Lawler clearly thinks so. How is he still around? Oh wait, I know, because WWE has run off all the good announcers in the company. They ran off Tazz and Mick Foley, not to mention shelving Joey Styles and Jim Ross. Now we’re stuck with Matt F. Striker. I would rather the show be announced solely by a team of “Superstar” Billy Graham and Bruno Sammartino than to EVER have to listen to this annoying fuck ever again.

I think the legend of people like Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan grow by the day with the piss poor work this guy is doing. Hell, I would welcome a Tony Schiavone back to the booth rather than listening to one more second of Matt Striker.

He is the worst color commentator ever born into this world. I don’t know what else I can really say about this. You can’t believe a word coming out of his mouth, he constantly lies, he’s constantly full of shit, he’s constantly annoying. For each funny line he has, there’s 15-20 misses. Striker has got to go.

Fire Matt Striker.

The Daily YouTube: ‘Eugene Can’t Believe It, I Can’t Believe It, By God The Fans Can’t Believe It!’

To me, this is one of the greatest interview segments of the last 10 years, certainly, to me, anyway, one of the most memorable.

Eugene had just debuted a few weeks prior to this and wrestled in his first match the week before, but his “Uncle” Eric Bischoff wanted to get rid of him. So he sent his right-hand man The Coach (a great, great man) to run Eugene off.

Instead, an old nemesis of The Coach made his triumphant return to WWE to save Eugene. Great, great comedy ensued and the segment really made Eugene, eventually leading into what was probably the most interesting WWE storyline of the Summer of 2004 between Triple H/Evolution and Eugene, which was hinted at here.

Watching this again has made me realize two things: I miss The Rock and I miss The Coach (and his awesome music).

Good thing Coach is wearing dark pants! – Jim Ross

Enjoy, everybody. And if you don’t crack a smile at all during this, you have no soul.

The Rock was so damn good.

TCS Tweets: WWE Money in the Bank 2010

WWE Money in the Bank was live Sunday from the Sprint Center in Kansas City, Mo. Per usual, quotes from Michael Cole are in quotes with no attribution. Things not in quotes are my thoughts. Also, I ranted quite a bit about Matt Striker, often with profanities. Apologies in advance. I also tweeted a lot.

We’re only 277 minutes away from the shortest running yearly episodic PPV in history — Money in the Bank!

We’re live for Money in the Bank!

“A huge crowd on hand to witness history. The first-ever Money in the Bank pay-per-view.”

Oh boy. Spanish team at ringside. How long until that table gets smoked?

Cole says Christian is the favorite. He’s not winning.

DASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHING!

They need to bring in the reinforced ladder for Matt Hardy.

“For the fourth time, Kane enters the Money in the ladder match arena.” Uh, what?

“And now, the battle of the behemoths.”

“That didn’t take long. … It’s going to be a long night for the Big Show if this continues.”

If Darren Young is Black Cena because of his face, is Kofi Kingston Black Hogan because of his attire?

The Daily YouTube: Iron Sheik Hall of Fame Speech

Before his days of threatening to put people in the Camel Clutch, break their backs, humble them and then fuck their asses, the Iron Sheik was still crazy.

When he was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2005, he gave one of the better speeches in WWE Hall of Fame history. Watch this and enjoy.